I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me and I can't stand it.
— Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835–1910) · Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1885
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